from: mcsweeneys.net (aka: one of my favorite places)
Top Hip-Hop Acts of 18th Century England
BY MIKE RICHARDSON-BRYAN
Haughty by Nature
Chain Restaurants That Went Kosher.
BY JACOB STULBERG
T.G.I. Friday's (until sunset)
Personals From Nonpersons.
BY PETER CAMERON
Toyota Prius seeks irritating pseudoenvironmentalist for smug attitude and poorly informed dinner-party rant on Middle Eastern oil politics.
California relocation for "fresh start" seeks disaster-prone individual for postmove loneliness and employment difficulties followed by crippling "sleep all day" depression episode.
Cringe-inducing racist remark seeks grandfather for slip of the tongue during family get-together.
Tedious recounting of last night's nonsensical dream seeks potential suitor on first date for obliteration of second-date possibility.
Surprisingly explicit and seemingly unending movie sex scene seeks family for very uncomfortable viewing moment.