Sorry for being lame. I know that the five of you have been checking my blog every morning - collective breath held in anticipation - saying "Perhaps today. Perhaps today is the day that she shall blog."
Well, it's not today.
I have so much that I want to show you and tell you about. But I am sapped and I am tired. So bear with me a little longer and then you will get pictures and prose that will sting your eyes and melt your heart.
I guarantee it.