A very very very fine house.

I'm trying to rent out my house for this next stage of my life, and my feelings are mixed.

Things I don't get to do if I don't have this house:

Have these fantastic roommates

Host the second annual Ugly Christmas Sweater Party

Have the Guata team over for sappy slideshow extravaganza

Host the rock-awesome high school girls' Bible Study


Things I do get to do:

Not pay my natural gas bill.


Go to Great Britain


See what I mean? It's a toss-up.